an avalanche packed in a snowball

So who wants to bet Farrah's family's press conference was interrupted by someone running in shrieking about MJ dying? Christ, didn't he rape little boys or something? Let's move the fuck on.

( King. )

( Nicola. )

( Nadine and Paolo. )

It's getting way too hot to fucking exist. I can only douse myself so fucking of

( Paolo and Nadine. )

Best thing about my job: multiple Christmas bonuses. How I love the holidays.

Fuck the holidays. Wake me on the 31st.

( Caustello. )

Edit. Some fucker will NOT stop howling down the hall. I know it's the full fucking moon, but go out and run wild, you piece of shit, don't howl at your fucking door. This is killing my mood and I have a fucking appointment

( Nadine. )

Take one day off for personal fucking business and suddenly you owe people favors. What the fuck is this, a Scorcese film?

God, I love when it starts getting cold.

[ooc: we're just backdating this puppy to yesterday, since now I actually have internet and can post.]





Holy fucking shit.

are you fucking kidding me. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. iam not being ufcking paid to sit in afucking thatere NADINE PICK UP YOURFICKING PHONE

"I'd tip you since it's the 4th, but you're not American."

Newsflash, asshole: just because I'm in a cheongsam, does not mean I'm actually Chinese. Fucking retard.

My goodness.

Charles Talbot, sir?

Right. So who the fuck are we blaming this time--Others, the war, or democrats? Because really, I can see the reasoning for all three of those choices. Jesus Christ.